M. August

“An artist is someone who can hold two opposing viewpoints and still remain fully functional.”
― F. Scott Fitzgerald

My perfect dinner party would be as follows, PG Wodehouse, Aphra Behn, Douglas Adams, Sylvia Plath, Stephen Fry, Freddie Mercury, Baz Luhrmann, and a couple of friends I've actually met. I graduated with a degree in English. What am I doing with it? Graphic Design.

I'm concerned about the treatment of sexuality and gender in society, our ingrained racism, and the silence concerning a "mother in heaven."
  • Loki: I'm a Frost Giant. People will think I'm a monster.
  • Loki: How can I keep people from thinking I'm a monster?
  • Loki: Genocide. Genocide will keep people from thinking I'm a monster.

spicyshimmy:

an infinite amount of multiverses and here i am in the one where starfleet is fictional

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cafiffle:

amphiaria:

blows my mind sometimes that sims is seen as a “casual” game. I don’t know anyone who plays sims casually. sims players are fucking intense

do you think this is a fucking game

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ussmckirk:

Steve Rogers is my fitness role model.

In other words, I too want to be injected with a magical serum that’ll give me the perfect body in mere seconds without my having to do any exercise whatsoever.

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I’ve said this before and I’ll point it out again -

Menstruation is caused by change in hormonal levels to stop the creation of a uterine lining and encourage the body to flush the lining out. The body does this by lowering estrogen levels and raising testosterone.

Or, to put it more plainly “That time of the month” is when female hormones most closely resemble male hormones. So if (cis) women aren’t suited to office at “That time of the month” then (cis) men are NEVER suited to office.

If you are a dude and don’t dig the ladies around you at their time of the month, just think! That is you all of the time.

And, on a final note, post-menopausal (cis) women are the most hormonally stable of all human demographics. They have fewer hormonal fluctuations of anyone, meaning older women like Hilary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren would theoretically be among the least likely candidates to make an irrational decision due to hormonal fluctuations, and if we were basing our leadership decisions on hormone levels, then only women over fifty should ever be allowed to hold office.

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Will always reblog this.

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allonsyforever:

mugglebornheadcanon:

501. Muggleborns accidentally calling Dumbledore “Gandalf”.

"accidentally"

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Bleachers

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cutedeadgxrl:

I didn’t know I was lonely ‘til I saw your face. 

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maria-alice-121:

WHAT DO WE WANT?

PROFESSIONALLY FILMED STAGE MUSICALS!!

WHERE DO WE WANT IT?

ON NETFLIX!!

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